What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?